Many have tried to describe me, and some phrases keep appearing, such as different, "something about you" and "out of the ordinary. " And about this thing called love . . . oh it is all a game of cat and mouse. You know it. I know it. In the end, hopefully both willing accomplices have their catch. The journey holds all the fun, mystery and intrique like that of a suspense novel or Hollywood thriller. Getting there is all the fun. So if you can't enjoy the ride . . . get off my tractor - this thing is to darn sexy for a half - hearted lover.

My ideal partner . . . well first of all . . . if you clicked on Tips For Writing A Better Profile before writing your profile - don't bother. I like people who think in stark contrast to the set norms. Second of all . . . if your pic is trying to flaunt something you don't have - don't bother. Come on, if most men don't rate you a seven or above please do not post some pic of you in your lingerie or bikini. You are better off posting a head and shoulder pic of yourself. I prefer barbie dolls with all the glitz and glamour. At the same time, there is nothing wrong with a down home country girl or the rash and sassy city lady. Third, if you are easily offended by the above or just easily offended, or you whine and complain, looking at the negative in all of life - just like the democrats do - don't bother! I am sure you will find your love . . . just not at my front door! Last of all, if you like your journey filled with mystery and adventure, and you like the surprises of the unknown and the darkness which lurks just around the corner . . . . hummm. . . geee. . . uhhh. . . . well . . . I suggest you check your local TV guide and find out when the next Hitchcock movie comes on!